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October • 2003
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Harry Angry After Going 9-14 on the USDN Killing Fields ![]() Harry, at his computer, looking very pissed off. WINDSOR -- Last thursday night Harry turned in a disappointing performance in online pub counter-strike, going 9 and 14. Harry joined the USDN Killing Fields thursday at around 9pm and with close to 15.. Read Full Article ENTERTAINMENT AND REVIEWS: Review: Sandy's Vagina Stringy yet satisfying Some of them are big. Some are small. Some seem to go on forever. And then there is Sandy's.. Read Full Article PERSONALS:
PHRO'S CORNER: Why The Police Gotta Be All Up In My Bidness? Phrozor chattin at ya. What the fuck is up with the police in my area? Just because a brother is black don't mean hes packing an' shit. Walkin down the motha fucking street at 3 am, oh, hes black, hes.. Read Full Article |
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Malachi Let Back Into USDN Pigs seen flying over South Hamptons Love For "The Cock" At All Time High
Phro Kidnapped and Taken to London USDN task force preparing for retrieval Nowell Discovered As Being "Too Sexy" FAP FAP FAP! IN THE NEWS: Metrognomes Run Rampant At Historical Reenactment Six months of preperation ruined ![]() Witnesses look on angry and confused. WEST PERTHSHIRE -- A local chapters reenactment of the siege of Potter’s castle in West Perthshire in Scotland was ruined Monday when an infestation of Metrognome’s proceeded to interfere with activities. The 43rd chapter of the Historical Reenactment society was performing their yearly siege of the castle, which included over 75 members in various positions as castle defense and attackers, when from beneath the ground hordes of Metrognomes began to pour forth. “I thought at first it.. Read Full Article Clark & Wader Break In New Cat In Area Foot fetish cats are on definite climb KITCHENER -- The sordid duo of Clark and Wader are once again on the prowl, penetrating the puckered up orifices of neighborhood cats that are out late at night. The latest cat to become a notch on the bedposts of Clark and Wader is "Tiggers", a smoky grey cat with a penchant for slippers.. Read Full Article |
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