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Clark & Wader Break In New Cat In Area
Foot fetish cats are on definite climb
KITCHENER -- The sordid duo of Clark and Wader are once again on the prowl, penetrating the puckered up orifices of neighborhood cats that are out late at night. The latest cat to become a notch on the bedposts of Clark and Wader is "Tiggers", a smoky grey cat with a penchant for slippers.
"A lotta times if they are not tied down we really gotta chase 'em down, you know, corner it between a fence or something, then really fuck it. You know. Like powerhouse pummel it's ass…." said Clark, the self titled "Portuguese Penetrator" of the duo.
"Yeah, and let me tell you, there is nothing more pissed off in the world than a cat who is cornered and then has a human sized penis shoved up its rectum!" Added Wader, the "Scottish Sex Fiend".
"Sometimes we even like to dressup in costumes, then go after the cats. Or, or one night it was great… me and Wade did this whole good cop / bad cop thing, where one of us promised the cat it would be easier on themselves if they cooperated, but really we just took turns fucking it. Hard."
The duo have been cat fucking as a team for quite some time, making it a Wednesday, Thursday and Friday night regular event. Tiggers, the latest cat to partake in the "Feline Fuck Fests", is also partial to slippers.
"The whole foot fetish cat thing is semi new, but it's gaining ground. Basically they are cats who like to be fucked while close or in shoes or socks. It's weird, but hey, whatever gets them off, right?" Wade explained.
Clarks final words on the cat fucking trend: "Lately there have been more and more close calls with home owners running out after us, I mean, Wade barely got his pants back on the other night. But I guess it's all worth it, to hear the cat screaming it's head off. You know. While we fuck it. Violently."
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