October • 2003
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Review: Sandy's Vagina
Stringy yet satisfying

Some of them are big. Some are small. Some seem to go on forever. And then there is Sandy's. In the summer rush of new releases, some might over look Sandy's pussy as a viable alternative to others on the market. Sure it has been reviewed in tons of magazines and online publications, but we here at USDN felt it needed to be examined, thoroughly. To properly review Sandy's pussy, we put it up against the standard market leader, a 40 year old Asian whore's. Now there are some obvious differences at first glance between Sandy's pussy and that of the Asian whores, such as firmness or lack/presence of pubic hair. But let us keep in mind they both still have many of the same standard features, such as a clitoris. During the comparison trials, the main aspects we compared were firmness, smell, tightness, wetness and overall appearance.


Figure 1.1 - Comparison of Sandy's snatch to the whore's.

As you can see, out of a rating of 10, Sandy's snatch offers some solid competition for the old whore's. In terms of firmness, Sandy is light years ahead, with her gitch still able to grip firmly onto a nice solid cock. The whore's by far lost out in this category, seeing as it was loose enough for double vaginal penetration. Although not as firm as Sandy's, the whore was definitely a lot wetter than Sandy. All we had to do was talk to the whore for more than two minutes, and she was dripping all over the floor. Sandy took at least dinner, a movie, and some kind of expensive gift before her legs started to part. Overall we were pleased with Sandy's snatch, not the "second coming" the marketing boys had made it out to be, but still, a solid entry with potential to be an industry leader, given some time, temperament and lube.

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