“Between a Clark and a Harder Thing”

Prologue

Akira is lying in bed, tossing and turning, moaning quietly. The screen slowly zooms in on his face. It is covered in sweat. The screen changes to Akira’s dreams.

Four dogs are running at Akira, all of their cocks are hard. Clark and Akira are walking up the stairs to check on KF, and they find ESP fucking the server case. Wings night at Crabby Joe’s turns into a giant gay orgy, with Akira running off.

Akira wakes up, screaming so loud the windows shatter.

The screen fades to black and white letters appear in the center of the screen, “ONE WEEK LATER”

Scene 1

Prancing Fox walks into a Halifax lab, where Xocet is working away on a science experiment. Prancing fox narrows his eyes and stares at Xocet.

Xocet: Huh? Oh, Hi Foxy. What’s up?

Fox: Apparently your girth. That’s all my poor penis ever hears about now. Your gigantic, ungodly sized fucking machine of a penis.

Xocet: Huh? What?

Fox: You heard me. It used to be all about my penis. I was known for the word penis. Or have you forgotten the impressions already?

Xocet: What is your point Fox? I mean, I got a wang that could pound Godzilla and all of Tokyo’s armed forces into submission. What do you expect me to do, say yours is more powerful because it makes jokes? Fuck that.

Fox: We shall see.

Fox’s hair goes gold, and he starts powering up Dragon Ball Z style. Xocet in turn makes his hair go more gold, and his pants fly off revealing his massive girth. Fox’s pants fly off revealing his tight blue underwear.

Fox: I’m gonna make you swallow, bitch.

Fox’s cock spills out of his underwear and shoots a small stream of cum at Xocet. Xocet dodges it, and whirls around, halfway through he lets his cock out of his pants. Xocet’s massive cock hits fox like a giant fleshy whip and sends him flying through the wall. Fox lands outside the building in the middle of a big group of students, skidding off the ground. Xocet’s big cock slowly sticks out of the hole in the wall made by Fox getting tossed out, then Xocet himself finally walks out.

Fox: Nice moves for a fag.

Xocet: Look who’s talking fuck-nut, you’re the one that just got tossed around like a little bitch a moment ago.

Fox: Yeah, good work hitting me with your big cock, I mean really, you couldn’t miss the broadside of a barn with that thing if you tried.

Xocet stands still for a moment, then starts grunting and yelling. His cock swells up, and springs out at Fox, wrapping around Fox like a snake. Fox’s cock cum’s oil all over himself, and he slides out.

Fox: Beat that, knob goblin.

Xocet jumps up into the air, and floats there for a moment. He looks down at his girth and gives it the angry look. His cock shoots a massive load at Fox. Fox dodges the load, and it hits a blind kid in a wheelchair nearby. The blind kid screams as his wheelchair is covered in cum and sticks in place.

Fox: Right back at you slut!

Fox rubs his cock and fires a load at Xocet. Xocet rolls in mid air and the wad of cum misses him, and instead slams into a nearby hospital. Inside the hospital the children’s ward is smashed into and all of the children are covered in cum.

Xocet finishes doing his mid air roll and spreads his arms wide. His cock shakes as a humongous load fires out of the tip. Fox leaps high into the air, and the cum slams into the ground, covering several Asian students and opening up a fissure in the ground, causing others to fall in. Fox and Xocet are now about the same level in the air, staring at each other. Out of nowhere appears Wrath, flying at them, jerking off.

Wrath: Can anyone join this party or do they need an invitation?

Xocet and Fox look confused.

Wrath: I mean really, you guys are having this massive cock war, and you didn’t include me? Sure Xo has girth and Fox has humour, but mine can cum more than any other cock on this planet or any other for that matter.

Xocet lands on the ground and several faculty members run up and start rubbing his girth. Wrath starts rubbing himself faster and faster. Fox starts rubbing his cock frantically, but is frustrated because it is smaller than everyone else’s and no one is helping him. Wrath concentrates for a minute, and then two more arms sprout out of his sides. The extra hands start rubbing his cock really fast too, and he fires a three meter wide cumshot at Fox and Xocet. Xocet and Fox cum at the same time too, firing at each others stream of cum, except two people who were jerking Xocet off get caught by the blast from his tip and are carried all the way to where the three streams of cum are meeting and are crushed under the force of all of the jizsm.

Where the three beams of cum meet a circular ball of cum begins to form. It begins to suck things into it, first small things like garbage, but later on trees begin to get sucked in too. Whatever goes into it turns into cum and adds to the size of the ball. Things seem like a stalemate but then the people helping to rub the girth are also sucked in. Without their help Xocet looses most of this power. Slowly Wrath’s jizz overtakes Xocet’s and Fox’s two streams of cum, and he ends up covering Fox and Xocet in cum.

Wrath: Size does matter - when you cum! ASS!

Wrath flies off.

Scene 2

Akira and clark are in a car, driving to Hamilton.

Akira: So you think PW has been having problems lately too, like KF?

Clark: Yeah, I figure we had better check on that ass Platoon, knowing him he probably let ESP in to fuck the server!

Akira and Clark laugh. They pull up to Platoon’s work and walk in. Walking along cubicles and people working on computers, Akira and Clark are talking quietly.

Akira: So what do you think about wing night at Jack Astor’s this week?

Clark: Me’h, should be fine.

Akira and Clark arrive at the server room, and open the door. Inside the small room, there are computers lined along the wall. On the floor are lots of colored balloons and streamers. In between some of the balloons are small stuffed toys. A four year old black girl is standing in the middle of the room with a paddle in her right hand and a lollipop in the other. Platoon is on the floor, not wearing any pants. His cheeks have big bright red circles painted on them, and a raggedy Andy Wig on his head. Platoon is sucking on his thumb. Akira and Clark both fall completely silent. Platoon turns around and opens his mouth to speak.

Clark: Oh fuck this, we’re outta here.

Scene 3

Akira and Clark leave Platoon’s office and head to Cide’s apartment in Hamilton. They arrive there and knock on the door. Cide opens the door.

Cide: Hey guys! Me and Brandy were just hanging out!

Clark: That’s cool, mind if we visit?

Cide: No problem, come on in!

Clark and Akira walk into Cide’s apartment and see brandy strapped down to a dentist’s chair. Cide walks over to Brandy and starts opening her mouth. Clark sits down in a chair.

Clark: So have u heard about the new ASUS motherboard that supports dual AMD Athalon chips?

Cide puts in a metal vice device that holds Brandy’s mouth wide open.

Cide: Oh yeah, that sounds awesome eh?

Cide pulls out his cock, and starts massaging it into Brandy’s open mouth. Akira’s face looks confused.

Clark: Yeah, I Mean dual 1.66 ghz processors, that would rock for CS eh?

Cide: Yeah, if you had XP I think it would handle both CPUs so that you could allocate them to one task, like a game

Cide really starts ramming his cock into Brandy’s open mouth. Akira’s face gets all worried looking.

Clark: Yeah, exactly, and the north and south bridge are apparently really ramped up for data flow…

Cide is slamming so hard into Brandy she is rocking back and forth in the chair. She is trying to speak but she can do is mumble with Cide’s cock moving in and out of her mouth. Cide reaches over and grabs a small dentist vacuuming device and holds it near Brandy’s mouth.

Cide: Yeah, that’s what I heard too.

Cide cums so hard Brandy’s head is thrown back and forth on the chair. Cide pinches her nose and starts vacuuming out all the cum from her mouth and lips. When he is he done he unties Brandy from the chair.

Brandy: Hi Matt and Jon, want some cookies?

Scene 4

Malachi and Proteus walk into a barbershop, and sit down. An old man with a small moustache and grey hair walks up.

Barber: Hi Kyle, time for your haircut!

Mal: Okay.

Proteus begins to read a magazine.

Malachi sits down in a chair, and the barber puts a smock on Malachi. The barber starts cutting Malachi’s fro. Proteus looks up from his magazine to see how things are going. The barber is done cutting Malachi’s fro.

Barber: Want the usual shave, Kyle?

Mal: Sure thing.

The barber pulls Malachi’s pants off and puts tons of shaving cream on his mass of pubic hair. The barber begins shaving malachi’s pubic hair, while slowly sucking on Mal’s cock.

Proteus looks up and sees this.

Proteus: Uhh, Mal…

Malachi: What, isn’t this how you get your hair cut?

The old barber starts rubbing Malachi’s semi hard cock against his moustache.

Proteus: Well, as long as it’s out…

Proteus and the old barber begin taking turns licking Malachi’s cock and his almost shaven balls.

Malachi: Anyone for some militia?

Scene 5

Akira and Clark return to Kitchener.

Akira: I’m gonna go check out Phro’s place, see if he is coming to wings tonight and such.

Clark: Cool, I got shit to do. See ya later…

Akira heads over to Phro’s apartment. He knocks on the door. It is slightly open already.

Akira: Phro? Sandy? Hello?

Akira walks in. Phro is lying down on the floor, beaten up and bruised, dressed in S&M gear. He has an apple in his mouth.

Akira: Uhhh, Phro…

Sandy walks out of the bedroom, dressed in full dominatrix gear. She has a riding crop and leather gloves, and no covering over her crotch. She walks up to Akira.

Sandy: What are you doing slave?

Akira: Errmm, I just came to talk to Phro… are you guys.. busy… or…

Phro moves around and tries to speak.

Sandy kicks him in the nuts.

Sandy: Silence slave! You will speak when your mistress allows it!

Akira: So, I was wondering… about wings…

Kynik walks out of the bedroom, dressed in a catholic school girl kilt and uniform. Her hair is in pigtails.

Akira: Sweetie… what’cha doin here –

Sandy kicks Akira in the balls. Akira drops to the floor, grabbing his crotch.

Sandy: Silence slave! My pet was about to service me…

Phro looks over at Akira and spits out his apple.

Phro: Yeah man, don’t talk unless you have permission, she gets really pissed off and –

Sandy kicks Phro in the balls again.

Kynik drops down to her knees in front of Sandy and starts eating her out.

Sandy: Mmmm, good work pet. You’re my dirty little pet, aren’t you…

Akira: Kynik!

Kynik’s foot shoots back and hits Akira in the balls.

Sandy: She is my pet because she knows what I want.

Sandy pulls on Kynik’s pigtails, pushing her deeper into her legs. Sandy then climaxes on Kynik’s face. Then Sandy licks Kynik’s face clean.

Akira: Dude, this is some pretty fucked up shit right here…

Phro: Meh, it’s Tuesday.

Scene 6

Crazy Canuck is sitting in front of his computer, downloading some CS demos.

Crazy: Sweet, the X3 demo, this should be good.

Crazy loads up the latest X3 demo and starts watching.

Crazy: Hmm, nice deployment boys.

Crazy starts moving his hand down towards the zipper of his pants.

Crazy: Oh yeah, look at that, covering both the bridge and bomb A on dust without sacrificing flexibility in case there is a rush either way…

Crazy starts to rub his pants and undo his zipper.

Crazy: MMM, fuck yeah, rush them in the hallway boys! Fucking rush them! Take them off guard! Don’t camp as CT every round, throw them off! Yeah!

Crazy pulls his pants down and rips his underwear off.

Crazy: They’re using voice comm! Oh god!

Crazy’s cock goes stiff, and he starts massaging it and his balls.

Crazy: Oh yeah Miller, lead that rush, lead that fucking rush! Take them down! TAKE THEM THE FUCK DOWN!

Crazy’s cock starts dripping precum ooze.

Crazy: They outflanked them! AAARRRRGGGHH!!!

Crazy cums all over his hands and office chair and keyboard.

Crazy: Only 28 more demos to view…

Scene 7

HMrG SilentButViolent, Wizard of Aug, DMAN and Blood Rain are sneaking into the KF server offices after the office has closed down.

DMAN: This is great, we will steal the KF server and bandwidth and we will have a super popular server then!

SilentButViolent: Yeah, and we will be in control of the server not those USDN fags!

An alarm goes off, and the HMrG guys stop dead in their tracks.

Wizard: Shit! Let’s get the hell out’ta here!

Before they can get out the door, three cops burst in.

Cop 1: Freeze! Nobody move!

DMAN: Oh shit.

Another cop walks in, with blue speedo’s with a big hard on sticking out of his speedo’s and a badge on the tip of it.

Cop with hard on: Well, well, we have a bunch of thieves do we. Thought you could steal some computers for cold hard cash?

Wizard: Yeah, what’s it to you pig?

Cop with hard on: Your about to get something else that’s cold and hard

The cop spins Wizard around against a pillar and rips his belt off. Wizard’s pants fall off to reveal Steve Erkel underwear. The cop looks confused for a minute, then rips off Wizard’s underwear. He shoves his cock with the badge on the tip up Wizard’s ass. Wizard screams.

Cop 2 walks up to DMAN.

Cop 2: What’s your name, punk?

DMAN: D- MAN, chump!

Cop 2: Clever, how about a new name that’s just as clever – my bitch!

Cop 2 pushes DMAN down and shoves his cock into DMAN’s mouth.

SilentButViolent: You guys ain’t got nothing on us!

Cop 1: Hoping to get off , eh kid?

SilentButViolent: Fuck yeah!

Cop 1: So was I!

Cop 1 starts rubbing his cock, while grabbing Silent’s cock and rubbing it.

Cop 3 looks at Blood Rain.

Cop 3: I wouldn’t fuck you with somebody else’s dick.

Cop3 begins to jack off.

The cops push the HMrG boys into the center of the room, and circle jerk onto all of them.

Cop with hard on: That’s what I call justice served.

Scene 8

Metronome, Judgemental and Con are sitting around in Metronome’s basement, jerking off.

Metronome: Wait till Clark sees how fast and often we can jerk off during a match!

Judgemental: Yeah, I go super fast!

Judge’s penis is half the size of Con’s or Metro’s, so he only needs to use two fingers to rub it and make it up and down the entire length.

Metronome: Good work Judge!

Con is rubbing his cock so hard he is not controlling it at all, and it is swinging left right and center. He cums on his shirt, his pants, his hands, even his own mouth.

Metronome: Easy Con, easy man, use some aim! Wrath ALWAYS cums in the bucket!

Metronome jerks off really hard, and his face scrunches together.

Metronome: AAARRRRHHHGGG!!!

Metronome screams really loud, and cums a little drop into a shot glass. Con is still cumming all over himself. Judgemental is rubbing his cock so fast his fingers are a blur.

Con: Look at the back of my crystal fist!

Metronome: Yeah, it’s covered in cum you ass! Come on, let’s try cumming at the same time like a special maneuver or something!

Metronome screams again, but nothing comes out of his cock this time, and it goes limp. Judge has a look of sheer determination on his face, and is rubbing his cock so fast his two fingers catch on fire. Con has been cumming this entire time, and continues to do so, occasionally he opens up his mouth and tries to catch big squirts as if they were popcorn.

Metronome: Clark is not going to be happy.

Scene 9

Akira returns to Clark’s house, rubbing his swollen ballsack. He goes downstairs into Clark’s computer room to find Clark naked with a fluffy white cat on his lap.

Akira: Uhh, Clark, it’s time for wings… I gotta take you since Tick isn’t here, he’s on vacation…

Clark swivels around in his office chair.

Clark: Hmm, allright then. I just need to take care of a quick experiment then…

Akira: Experiment?

Clark swivels back around and pulls on an Optimus Prime Toy. The wall behind Clark and Akira pulls back to reveal a spiraling staircase leading downwards. Clark stands up and heads down the staircase, his ass cheeks slightly jiggling as he walks away. Akira follows reluctantly. Clark walks down into a dark room filled with computers beeping and humming. Numerous people in white lab coats are running around, some with clipboards, others talking into hand held radios.

Akira: Clark, may I ask what the fuck is going on?

Clark walks over to a large one way mirror which is slightly dark. He grabs one of the scientists by the arm while still holding the cat in the other.

Clark: As I understand it, there is lead lining the glass so we won’t feel the full effects?

Tech: Yes sir.

Clark: Sexcellent.

Akira: Clark, really, what the fuck –

Akira looks inside the glass to see Fallen sitting in a chair. He is looking around, not really nervously but not casually either. Clark begins to pet the white cat.

Fallen is now looking around the room more. The door behind him opens up and a naked pregnant woman walks in and strips Fallen’s pants off. He tries to squirm but she mounts him and starts riding him.

Akira: Clark, tell me what the fuck is going –

The pregnant woman slams down hard on Fallen, then turns around so her pussy is over his face.

Pregnant Woman: You want a little golden shower huh?

She starts to piss on his face.

Pregnant Woman: How’s the weather down there?

Akira looks horrified.

Akira: CLARK! JESUS CHRIST! SAVE HIM!

Clark: We are testing to see if too much extreme pornography can kill a man. That’s all.

Akira: What???

The pregnant woman finishes pissing on Fallen’s face. She then sits on his head and starts to take a shit.

Akira: Oh …..fuck….no….

Clark: German schieser video component. Completed.

The pregnant woman spreads Fallen’s legs apart and makes her hand into a fist.

Fallen: But –

The pregnant woman starts grinding her fist into his asshole, until she gets most of her knuckles in there. She then pushes it in and out repeatedly.

Akira: This can’t possibly get any worse…

The door opens again and an entire Portuguese Soccer team walks in naked, all of them with hard cocks. The pregnant woman pulls her fist out of Fallen’s ass and gets up and walks away.

The soccer team proceeds to surround Fallen and circle jerk all over him, covering every inch of his face in cum.

Clark: Deploy the dryers.

A hatch in the ceiling opens and four small hair dryers lower out, and immediately begin to dry the cum on Fallen’s face. He is whimpering at this point.

The door opens once again, and two old men walk out naked. They lie on top of Fallen and start fucking, even though their dicks are limp. As the two old men writhe on top of Fallen, he lies there whimpering and whining. A big black guy then walks in, pulls Fallen out from underneath the two old men fucking, and slides his massive black wang into Fallen’s ass. He pounds it for a few minutes as Fallen tries to scramble away. Then he cums in Fallen’s ass.

Black Guy: I have aids.

The black guy gets up, and walks out of the room. At this point J. Edgar Hoover comes out in a dress and starts giving it up the ass to Fallen holding him in a doggy position (on all fours). Fallen is crying.

Fallen: But you’re dead!

Prodigy comes in with no shirt on showing his nipple rings. Attached to each are small chains about 10 feet long each. At the end on the ground are two gerbils attached to each of the chains. Then are trying to run away pulling away at his nipples. He just stands there staring at fallen (Fallen is still taking it up the ass from the model during all of this). Prodigy does nothing but stare, never blinking. Fallen cries out for help but Prodigy does nothing. This continues for five minutes. Prodigy finally leaves without having ever said a word.

At this point an old 70 year old woman comes out naked. She is very wrinkly (obviously) with flabby breasts. She takes out her dentures and puts them on Fallen’s back (who is in the doggy position taking it up the ass from Hoover still). She lies down, with her back to the ground and slides under fallen. She starts sucking on Fallen’s penis with her toothless mouth. Fallen begins crying more and screaming for help. Three small school boys come out and begin stripping in front of Fallen. Once they are completely naked all three of them begin forcing their small un-erect penises into Fallen’s mouth. They have not reached puberty yet, so their penises are completely un-erect. All three are going in and out of Fallen’s mouth. Fallen manages to blurt something out:

Fallen: I don’t like small children… please stop it!

One of the Children: We’re not that small, we’re in the third grade!

Just at that point Mental Illness walks in. He looks very awkward and all punk like.

Mental Illness: I failed the third grade.

Suddenly a pig comes running in and Mental jumps it holding it down. The pig is squealing. Mental pulls out his throbbing crotch and begins fucking it up the ass. The children finally stop banging Fallen’s mouth and skip away. The granny also stops sucking his penis and walks away (Hoover is still working away at Fallen). Mental Illness stops with the pig five minutes later and walks over to Fallen slapping his penis in his face. He walks away.

J. Edgar Hoover: I am going to pee in your ass and then come all over your back.

And that is what he does. As he pulls his penis out you can see some urine spurting out. A little bit of pulling later he comes all over Fallen’s back and then licks his own cum off it. He leaves. A huge fat chick bounces into the room and lies on top of Fallen. His face turns red as all the air leaves his lungs.

Fat Chick: You like giant pussy don’t you! Don’t you! Everyone wants more and more pussy, well here is enough to last you, you scrawny little bitch!

The fat chick gets up and covers Fallen’s face in her vagina. She has a big wet orgasm that covers his face, hair and neck. Two hairy French girls and a tall muscular Mexican walk in. The hair French girls start rubbing their armpits all over Fallen, while the Mexican turns him over and spreads his as cheeks apart. The Mexican lubes up Fallen’s asshole, and sticks a big dildo into it. The French girls continue to rub their hairy armpits all over his body. The dildo is already stretching Fallen’s asshole apart, but the Mexican attempts to shove another Dildo inside. AS the second one goes in, Fallen slumps over onto the ground, no longer moving.

Clark: Success.

Akira: Jesus fucking Christ! What killed him!

Clark: The autopsy will reveal that.

Akira: More to the point, is he dead?

Clark: I said, THE AUTOPSY WILL REVEAL THAT.

Akira: Allright…

Epilogue

Long shot of Jamican beach, slowly moving down to piles of passed out Jamican women.

Tick: Hmm, women like my coffee – hot, black, and leaves a burning sensation on your cock!

Jamican chick tick is fucking: Ohh, yeah man, yeah, fuck it man, fuck it, fuck me with your bigger than average white sized cock! Let me feel it man, yeah!

Tick: This pleases me.

THE END

GOD WE HOPE